paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

(via mangomangoes)

beesandbombs:

pendulums
“Alright, now draw a 4-dimension system on the board. Wait, are you actually trying to do it?”
— Geometry teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

theoretical maximum of skill and luck combined achieved

(via mangomangoes)

“Here’s my two favorite quotes about random variables. Actually, neither of them were meant to be quotes about random variables, but I interpret them as quotes about random variables.”

Statistics professor (via chelonaut)

What’s this non-uniformly random sequence of letters doing on my dash? 

(via antinegationism)

(via antinegationism)

  • Glacia Leafia: Oh and question, red, brown or black?
  • Livid: Black
  • Ann: White
  • Livid: Grey
  • Glacia Leafia: Cutie!
  • Ann: Silver
  • Livid: Donkey
  • Ann: Monkey
  • Livid: Shrek
  • Glacia Leafia: Keyblade
  • Ann: Dragon
  • Livid: Matoi Ryuko!
  • Ann: Kiryuin Satsuki!
  • John!: what is happening
  • Livid: Nuff!
  • Ann: Duff
  • Livid: Beer
  • Ann: Deer
  • Livid: God
  • Ann: Him
  • Livid: Her
  • Ann: Dear
  • Livid: Earth!
  • Ann: Fire!
  • Livid: Wind!
  • Ann: Water!
  • Livid: Avatar!
  • Ann: Captain Planet!
  • Livid: He's a hero!
  • Ann: Gonna take pollution down to zero!
  • cute-anonyme: Oh god
  • John!: what is goiNG ON
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!
curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!

curiosamathematica:

I love it how a picture of a cabbage is going viral on Tumblr. A massive 10000+ likes and reblogs, thanks to you all again for the support!

  • Me: Okay, heads - I win. Tails - this is a meaningless game. Call it.
  • Rachel: Tails.
  • Me (flips coin): Heads, I win.
  • Rachel: This is a meaningless game.

Powerful all-governing supercomputer mainframe that needs to be reset every two minutes because it keeps gathering enough information for it to reach the conclusion that humanity must be destroyed